how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
And in that moment I swear I fucking won a BAFTA
I regret nothing, fandom.
I can just imagine him cackling while floating away into the infinite abyss of the universe
fUCK I WENT TO LOG ON TO TUMBLR AND THIS IS WHAT CAME UP THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A BAD NAME
we should revive dinosaurs but genetically modify them so that they are only like 1 foot tall and then keep them as pets
Lizards. Those are lizards.
i dare you to find me a lizard that looks like this
Geoff i want a divorce
THE HORSE FUCK GUY